Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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You deserved it 32 743

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 054

You deserved it 3 033

Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 679

You deserved it 352

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 356

You deserved it 4 157

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 373

You deserved it 9 725

Baby please come home

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 688

You deserved it 251

By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 237

You deserved it 4 395

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 166

You deserved it 32 213

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 340

You deserved it 60 951

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 540

You deserved it 3 166

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 261

You deserved it 12 470

crzyry 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

IDunnoz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

wtf

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murphy_riley 4

Saturday 22 December 2012 1:48

How the **** do you do that?

horseychickidee 19

Sunday 8 September 2013 1:41

how.....

cwl727 32

Friday 11 April 2014 21:15

I am not sure if this is a YDI or a FYL. How did you get in the garbage chute?

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 20:26

Why we're you in the garbage chute?

VbPretend 7

Tuesday 21 April 2015 19:34

I think this needs a follow up

melissaferns 16

Sunday 17 May 2015 5:02

ydi but only because I'm jealous my apartment doesn't have a garbage shoot lol :P

Balboa_Creed 11

Thursday 3 March 2016 6:12

What the **** did you do?

ThatEmoBoy 26

Monday 5 March 2018 17:11

I'm so confused as to how this happened.

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 18 February 2020 7:24

There's no way this is not your fault. ydi

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye clothes

Baby please come home

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