Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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You deserved it 32 743

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By badluckantonio - 25/08/2011 05:29 - Canada

Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 679

You deserved it 352

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 356

You deserved it 4 157

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 373

You deserved it 9 725

Baby please come home

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 00:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 688

You deserved it 251

By Username - 01/06/2011 08:09 - Singapore

Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 237

You deserved it 4 395

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 166

You deserved it 32 213

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 340

You deserved it 60 951

By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 540

You deserved it 3 166

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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You deserved it 12 470

crzyry 6

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

How did you.......oh riiight, Oregon...smh

IDunnoz 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:07

wtf

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Anowicz 0

Monday 22 February 2010 18:14

butt how did you even manage to do that BWAHAHA (: alsoo ALL AMERICANS AREE NOT STUPID!

Igor_g5 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:25

There's no way to avoid saying YDI.

TrisXD 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 10:19

Fail..

fillebleue 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:53

Protip: Garbage chutes are for garbage.

BLAARGH 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:31

PLEASE I NEED A VIDEO OR AT LEAST PICTURES TAKING AT SHORT 1 SECOND INTERVALS

imsogangster13 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 5:37

lofuckingl!!! this is hilarious!

boredasFACK 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 2:29

you sir gave failed

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:35

Op is a female, dear.

manda_baby_rawr 4

Thursday 5 August 2010 1:34

what were you doing in the garbage chute in the first place? O.o

Mimorie17 12

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:10

ur retarded n quite nasty lol. garbage goes in the garbage chute. not humans. but ur fun loving spirit is admired.

Niki324 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:10

what were you doing in there? 0.0

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Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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Today, due to a flat tire, I only had 20 minutes to complete a 35 minute walk to catch my train. I ended up sprinting up the snow-covered frozen hill in heels, luggage in hand, only to arrive 1 minute in time, and to find out that the train had been cancelled. Next train in 1 hour. FML

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Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

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Today, a man came up to me asking for my name. Thinking he was trying to hit on me, I rudely gave him a fake name. He thanked me and walked away. I continued to watch him leaving until I saw him ask another woman for her name and took out a wallet and showed it to her. It was my lost wallet. FML

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Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML

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Today, I heard my daughter-in-law refer to her twin daughters, my precious twin grandbabies, as “the good one” and “the shit stain”. FML

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You deserved it 191

Same thing different taste

Bye bye clothes

Baby please come home

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