Miscellaneous: Educate me, Mommy

Educate me, Mommy

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Comments

Meady 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 12:59

Errrm, yeah, why the hell would you be giving a speech on abstinence? Thats just a ridiculous concept dreamt up by religious fundamentalists who've run out of ways to stop forcing themselves on other people lives.

SW11 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:16

now you know why they were paying attention

DankJemo 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:10

Well... At least they were paying attention...

whereisbob_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:41

why are u teaching people to go agaisnt nature, rather than just be responsible and have safe sex rather than discourage it and later lead them to have bad unsafe nervous sex...... u deserve this

whocaresnotme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:18

haha!! u idiot. u just wasted 3 hours of work that probably wouldn't have had too much of an impact anyway

Thrashersk 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:21

1) Giving a speech about abstinence is fine as long as it isn't their only education. 2) Anyone here saying "LOL ABSTINENCE IS STUPID" is even dumber than the people that promote abstinence only education. 3) pics or it didn't happen.

wafflemonger 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 17:46

What happened to the old forum rule that said you weren't allowed to be a douchebag about grammar? Did I make that up?

xFaust_fml 12

Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:43

A speech about abstinence? Ouch, geez it's their lives, if the want to have sex, let them be...

kk89 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 18:54

Boobs or no boobs, I'm pretty sure if I was a teenage boy, I would not have sat through a 3 hour lecture on abstinence. A few popped buttons do not provide THAT wonderful a show.

mlif_iilwafyog 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:21

This post is to #163 and the OP firstly, would you like someone to PREACH to your kid (if you have one that is) about satanism or preach to them in hopes to convert them to be Amish or Mormon? i sure hope not. same goes for abstinence. it doesn't matter whether or not they have other education. if it's bad, it shouldn't be taught or preached. period. secondly, "Anyone here saying "LOL ABSTINENCE IS STUPID" is even dumber than the people that promote abstinence only education. " that's not true. those people are the smart people who see the true stupidity of abstinence. anyone who doesn't see it is simply blind and live in a fantasy world. i almost pity those people for having that nonsense taught to them and them believing it.