Miscellaneous: Educate me, Mommy

Educate me, Mommy

By Anna - 06/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML

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By paula434 - 05/12/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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By exposed - 15/03/2010 06:35 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 07:58 - United States

Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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IngenuityGap 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:01

The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.

Occam 0

Monday 6 April 2009 20:05

More teachers should use this method.

Comments

evolveahimsa 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:46

do you teach abstinence from eating or pooping or sleeping or any other biological functions?

vashjmv 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:04

Well, you got them to pay attention. What's the problem?

christiecup13 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:05

how did you get to make a speech on abstinence, did you do it for your school or ? haha but it's what to expect from teen guys right?

darkrayner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:54

wow you kept the attention of adolescent boys for three hours strait. not even **** has that kind of power ;)

hazemtalha 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:10

talk about conflicting messages...

dancin303 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:26

guys absitence means refraining for dangerous behaviors: this includes DRUGS, SEX, ALCOLHOL. NOT JUST SEX i agree both abstinence and safe sex should be preached. with abstinence the recomindation since it IS the ONLY way to stay 100% away from std's which can be transmited through drugs or unprotected sex OR protected sex. however i realize some kids will do those things anyways and should be taught the risks and how to try to stay safe. and op major fail but be glad you had a nice rack :)

mlif_iilwafyog 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 4:40

#193 Abstinence most often referred to sex. It's not used for drugs because those things are illegal anyway (as opposed to sex, alcohol and tobacco which are legal provided you are of legal age). AND, when the OP mentioned her rack, it confirms that her speech was about abstaining from sex, which is a ****** up concept. Safe sex is fine, abstaining from sex is for tards.

pennygoo 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 6:32

who would waste their time trying to teach abstinence to teenage boys? honestly. fyl for a 3 hour lecture. damn that would be so boring! #17 is really true.