By Nickki - 14/10/2012 14:57 - United States
The Top
Please, apologize
By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase
Boozehound
By I get the hint - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?
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By barbieissocute - 01/02/2016 03:27 - United States - Elizabethtown
Great timing
By fartmaster - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Pandafriend - 24/01/2016 18:42 - Mexico - Mexico
Pandafriend tells us more.
Leave me be
By hipster glasses - 16/08/2013 11:08 - United States
Rare insults corner
By ButImBeautiful - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Cheltenham
By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
swervelol tells us more.
Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.
Because of him
By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00
Wardrobe malfunction
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By i tried so hard - 08/01/2016 15:54 - United States - San Francisco
RIP Dave Prowse
By Davios - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Friends like these…
By LonelyOtter - 11/12/2018 14:00
Bit harsh
By Anonymous - 15/01/2022 23:01
What? It's just helpful advice because we know better.
By Moimoi78 - 31/01/2017 20:00 - Australia - Eatons Hill
Is that really a silver lining?
By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States
Catchy turn of phrase
By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States
Great benefits, though
By Sam - 04/01/2019 04:00 - United States - Denver
By EmbarrassedWife - 10/01/2019 04:00
A pot to piss in
By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol
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By why?! - 10/09/2011 01:57 - United States
By Bluevayero - 12/03/2019 14:00
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Op here! This is my first FML and I'm happy it got posted :) To answer some of your questions. How does a sunroof get stolen? I have no idea, but these Mexican thieves tend to be very creative, and quite handy by the looks of it. I guess they stole it because it's an expensive car piece, but the jokes on them because it has a serial number and technically if they try to sell it they could go to jail (if the correct laws were to be applied). But maybe they just sell it as scrap glass. And on the bright side I'm really glad they only stole the sunroof and not the whole car, and they didn't take anything from inside either, I was worried they might have taken any car papers but luckily they didn't. And the reason why I haven't gone out in such a long time, is because I didn't use to enjoy it, every time I went out I didn't have any fun, and also I find it very hard to maintain a conversation with friends let alone a stranger, and I like staying at home reading or here in FML. I was actually amazed about the fun I had. But if I go out more often now, I'm making a note to myself to never park in the street and always leave it with a valet parking.( Although a valet parking once stole my spare tire, but I didn't notice until I needed it, much after).