By mermaidkeels - 10/10/2016 13:44 - United States - Hialeah
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Pure evil
By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 20:22 - Switzerland
By JDCH_99 - 27/08/2015 15:36 - Canada - Toronto
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OP here -- we told her. We didn't have a choice. She was devastated and will be for some time. She's spent considerable time at farms, so she gets the whole cycle-of-life thing but it's different when there is an emotional connection. There won't be any dogs in the near future. Maybe in the spring we can talk about adopting a rescue dog.
By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30
Bag sign
By Evjoel - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Bermuda - Hamilton
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Need help
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By aliezzedine - 02/02/2012 11:32 - Lebanon
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Okay people I've sat around watching the comments ensue for a long ass time, and it's now my turn to clarify some shit: 1-My mom is not dumb, she has an average intelligence. 2-She has not handled any piece of the modern technology we all know so well in her life except the phone maybe. 3-She is actually blonde lol! 4-For those who said I made your day, it's a pleasure mates! 5-Those who are being disrespectful to my mother, who is actually the sweetest thing ever, go get a life people it was an honest mistake. It was stupid misconception I gotta admit! But trust me, she got plenty of brains to go around the table. 4-Some people are giving some really hilarious suggestions, you my friends are awesome! Cheers (Yes I'm the author of the post for all of you with the low IQs)
By rykelmb - 27/05/2016 23:40 - United States - Anchorage
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The stench
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Emergency haircut
By Anonymous - 26/06/2020 02:02
What more do you want?
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By sunkissedevil - 31/03/2016 02:52 - United States - Fergus Falls
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Thank you everyone for your help! My friend suggested I use Monkey Butt powder since her boyfriend uses it for his butt sweat xD so problem solved! I use it everyday :) Still use tissues or washcloth if I know I'll be getting freaky with the BF later so he doesn't taste the powder! (or just use a wipe to clean off lol)
By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 15:36 - United States - Mckinney
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So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.