By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States
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By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.
By Lolaa123 - 25/09/2011 04:03 - United States
Touch grass
By furred - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Philippines
By MakeMeASandwich - 10/06/2011 05:01 - United States
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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville
Don't pick up
By ticketed - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bronx
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By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey
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I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?
By a very unlucky dude. - 18/06/2014 06:37 - Canada - Surrey
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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States
Crazy nights
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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States
Kinky
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By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States
MVP
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By Alexis - 26/08/2011 23:32 - United States
Heftychonk
By Backinzi - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By looloogirl - 01/11/2009 18:02 - United States
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FROM THE OP: yes, i have way more problems than this candy incident, but ironically its the only one that ever got posted. go figure. for the record, i am not fat myself. i am 5 ft 1 and weigh 95 lbs. k? My mother threw away the candy, so i cannot eat it. its not possible for me to do now, its in the dump. and for all of you assholes that say "omg this site sucks because of posts like this", go to a different site. nobody is forcing you to come here.
Classic blunder
By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States
By brerj09 - 27/07/2016 06:41 - United States
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Ok so I feel like I need to clarify a few things. I'm 21 and my husband is 27. We have been married less than a year. He has gone to the doctor about this before. His testosterone levels are within the normal range but just barely. He doesn't have ED. And it's not that I'm bad in bed... He has a very low sex drive. I have a normal sex drive. If he had his way we'd have sex like once a month. I'm not happy with that. Things were getting better but then he dropped this bomb on me last night. He isn't interesting in having sex and he's doesn't want to do anything to change that. And I'm abnormal because I want to have sex. We are going to be seeing a marriage counselor....
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This wasn't a recent event but happened a year ago. To those who say I should be grateful, I am! I am so very grateful and I view life in a more positive life. I'm a strong advocate for Epilepsy and against Ableism in any form. It really was an event that changed my life. When it comes to college, if I didn't have this health scare, I'd still probably be on the path to become a teacher, not making my art a career. To those who ask, "Why not have the test in the first place?!" It's not that simple. First they take MRI's then EEG's. I had several of those over the course of time. The test was a last resort when my Neurologist couldn't figure out why the strongest meds weren't helping me. So I went to John Hopkins for a week long EEG test. This was me sitting in bed with wires all attached to my head. This is not a light test but a test to really see if there was something really wrong with my mind. But after all this, I'm glad it's just psychogenic seizures, not real epilepsy. But the whole experience was a life changer.