Health, School, Gross, Education and Teachers: A matter of some urgency

A matter of some urgency

By Anonymous - 08/08/2026 18:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 348

You deserved it 3 570

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You deserved it 6 500

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Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 993

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 242

You deserved it 5 297

rmm 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:46

If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!

FMLover269 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:47

I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

Comments

sarahbella101 7

Monday 9 May 2011 7:14

i just hate teachers like that. thats how i grew to love watching teachers fail.

fionaes 3

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:01

Ill bet the teach felt like a piece of shit

ipusstroll 0

Monday 12 September 2011 5:39

That must suck :/

XcrazyxjessX 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:39

Who the heck would say "YDI" for this?! It's not OP's fault the girl got sick...

bee716 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:33

Why would they deserve this?! There shouldn't be more YDIs!

stevenJB 25

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:49

The teacher is a CHEMISTRY teacher. Maybe If he was an English teacher I wouldnt think you're such a dumbass

PandaLoverXD 12

Tuesday 14 February 2012 5:01

It makes no sense that this got more YDIs. How is it their fault that their teacher is a smartass and a girl behind them got sick? This is the teachers fault, not theirs. Clearly people have misunderstood this FML or something for the voting to be this skewed.

newburton13 26

Wednesday 22 February 2012 1:29

Well, I hope your teacher got some major bitching for that.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Wednesday 11 July 2012 9:09

I hate when teachers do that, as if they're some ******* royalty. Just let the kid go! I had something bad happen to in the 3rd grade just because my teacher told me to run another lap first. Assholes.