Work, Relatable and Fire: Come on, man

Come on, man

By FireReady - 07/08/2026 15:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, a manager isn't taking to me because I didn't give the 8-week notice period to go on Emergency Service leave for a few days during a bush fire crisis. FML

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DLBL 21

Friday 7 August 2026 16:31

The Bush Fire was rude to not give you 8 weeks notice that it planned on bursting into flame.

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DLBL 21

Friday 7 August 2026 16:31

The Bush Fire was rude to not give you 8 weeks notice that it planned on bursting into flame.

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