By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton
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By qwertycode - 26/11/2015 18:57 - United States - Colton
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Hello, OP here! The family that owns the dog is out of town currently due to Thanksgiving and all that, which is why they need someone to walk the dog. I take care of other things too of course, like feeding, making sure he goes to bed, etc but it's mostly just letting him get his exercise.
Kids say the funniest things
By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States
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By MG73 - 02/11/2015 04:16 - United States - Scarborough
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OP here. For some clarification, it was only our second time hanging out. I did introduce him to my guy friend so he wouldn't feel insecure. We were all leaving, I hugged my friend bye since to me, that is just a casual thing, and he went crazy. I'm just glad I found out what he's like early on.
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By ruttles - 28/04/2017 17:47
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Op here I actually don't buy the kcups I buy regular coffee and a pod with a washable filter...both cheaper and environmentally friendly. And the keurig was given to me so never actually bought the machine and I never read up on the maintenance instructions like I should've, which I acknowledge is my fault. But I put milk and sugar in my coffee so it never actually tasted bad to me. And the whole machine is black so I couldn't see the mold growing in it. But we've since took the keurig apart (literally) and thoroughly washed and sanitized it and we installed a water filter on it.
By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach
By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights
Freak out
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By randomman55555 - 03/11/2016 17:13
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hey guys OP here, Just to clarify I invited the hot guy over to play some video games to get know each other better. My housemates girlfriend as you can imagine is a regular at our place. She is the one who clogged the toilet, and has no idea who my crush is. But because my housemate can't even preheat the oven, it's no surprise he doesn't know how to unclog a toilet. I Had to step in before the water got out of the bathroom, ruining our wood floor and loosing our $2,000 deposit. Hope this cleared things up.
By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village
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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville
It's gettin' hott in here…
By Alan - 02/09/2015 20:13 - Germany
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By AlmightyVoice - 07/08/2016 11:38 - United States - Rochester
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Hi OP here! No this was not my first experience with bleaching my upper lip. I have done it many times before but with a different product. I had my friend do it also with me and hers did not end up like mine. Every time I had done it before it had stung so I figured that it was just doing its job but I guess my skin was just very sensitive to the brand I had. Good news is that everything is good now and I will just go back to using the kind I had before. Also the only reason I decided on not shaving or anything else was because I do not want the hair growing in darker or thicker:)
By vxdragon23 - 03/08/2016 04:48 - United States - Queensbury
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op here. the first fee was a 12 d9llar maintenance fee after I had "closed the account" it was then followed up by multiple extended overdraft fees for 35 dollars each. there wasn't anything that was auto drafting from the account.
By Anonymous - 10/11/2017 18:00 - United Kingdom - Derby
By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos
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(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.