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By saltinawound - 05/03/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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By thinner than you - 20/11/2012 21:57 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

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By chipmunk - 29/10/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 19:38

awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!

l33tm0nk3y 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:43

Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.

Comments

Anteezy 7

Friday 18 December 2009 5:16

If you're like 5feet or below you could be a fatty indeed.

rberry_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:36

stuff that guy, and stuff that stupid chair!!! lol ur boyfriend doesn't deserve u!

paramorefan125 0

Friday 15 January 2010 15:57

@ #10 I am 125 nd I am 5'3 nd I am NOT fat! nd 2 OP tht guy cn go fukk off Ur way bettr now

ryguy997 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:20

weak chair???

matiu_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 16:11

and by pounds I assume you meant kg! :D

kraziedave777 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:06

130 dam what's ur # lol jk he's a dumbass

inevality 12

Wednesday 18 August 2010 23:28

Just because she weighs 130 lbs doesn't necessarily mean she's fat. I'm 5'7", and I weigh 125 lbs. I go for longs walks around my town each day, and I works out at least 4 times a week, yet my weight stays the same. Muscle weighs more than fat. ;)