Quick thinking

rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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Keyganator 5

Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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mgkgambino 3

It cool, I did that too when my gf took off her shirt :P

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Rasetsu 10

Penises are funny no matter what. Whether I'm 18 or 98, I will always be too immature to not giggle when I hear the word "penis." Sorry.

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mosquito19 14

don't feel bad, size do mattet, no one likes giant ******

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cetlawizard 15

Wash your junk & tell her "it gets bigger with use!"

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mollydarling 0

71 she must not be. but seriously youre 14 you should stop it makes you look bad (just saying)

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klorehore 24

you better start working on your hand and oral techniques, sounds like you're gonna need it. Atleast you can please your girl then, if your penis just doesn't cut it. ;)

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harof1c 0

That is one ****** up girlfriend you have.if she loves you she wouldn't have laughed at you.

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Jac_d_ipper 10

Prolly u were not getting enough intimate with her... and it was ur first time hey. next occasion get her aroused until there's no looking back, no matter what.

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Allahu_Akbar 1

Some people think being completely bald of pubes is childish. Personally I prefer short and trimmed, looks more manly. :)

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