Quick thinking

rolyat - 01/05/2012 16:41 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my underwear off, she looked at my penis, snorted, and covered her mouth. She claimed that her "allergies" were flaring and we have to wait until they clear up. FML
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Keyganator 5

Hey, they don't call it fun sized for nothing! ; )

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Joshawott 21

Your girlfriend's pretty darn shallow. Get rid of her...perhaps in a shallow grave so it suits her? (Note: the last part was a joke...or was it? xD)

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SwtCherryPie 26

Maybe shallow to an extent... but you cant make butter with a toothpick.

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skittlesmeep 4

Good luck next time!

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A7x4REVer 3

It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

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sandinthewaves 5

I'm sorry op

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williamcarter93 13

Apparently, your penis ain't good enough for her. So if she can laugh at that, there's a chance that a lot of other parts about you aren't good enough either. So either stay with her and see if she'll change her attitude, stay with her and keep going the way you are, or find someone else or ride solo

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ceegee415 5

Nice girlfriend. Fyl

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eyecon502 13

Sorry buddy, but allergies never go away...

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