By Noname - 22/02/2009 01:19 - United States
The Top
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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo
Right
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
We're up all night to not get some
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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States
Cristal mommies
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By kkiv - 29/08/2009 07:21 - Poland
kkiv tells us more.
I don't really have the patience to answer every single comment, let me just say: - to those of you who say I'm stupid/naive for thinking he might care about me this time: he invited me. it was official. the wedding was small, and I'm not sure he even distributed any sort of invitations on paper. of course it's impossible to sum up 21 years of a father-daughter relationship in one FML post, so I wrote that he didn't really care about me, because that's the overall leitmotif. - to those who say I should get over it et cetera - I am over it. you should have seen me when it happened, I just shook my head, put on a bitter smile and told my mother he didn't call, surprise surprise. the reason I posted this here was that just because I'm over it, and just because I'm used to having a shitty father, doesn't mean it's alright and natural. plus it had a comical accent to it, which I'm surprised nobody caught. guess it's my Polish sense of humour. and yes, I am turning the other cheek, and when he calls, I answer, and when he offers to meet, I agree. not because I'm naive, and not because I'm some sort of martyr - sometimes even I don't know why I keep giving him one chance after another. I just don't really see any sense in me ignoring him, or getting back at him, or anything of that sort, it's just not my way of thinking. and to be honest, I do laugh about it sometimes. yes, my father is an asshole, he's a selfish prick and doesn't deserve to have kids, but like my mother said: - well, honey, what can I say? he was really handsome, AND on the basketball team. and just look at how pretty you are..!
Gullible
By BoringFucker - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States
Rough
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By MR - 10/03/2010 18:37 - United Kingdom
Who are you?
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By oldsoulyoungbody - 30/01/2012 15:07 - United States
Turn it off, make it stop!
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By brokeandsingle - 29/01/2012 09:55 - United Kingdom
Nervous nelly
By Anonymous - 15/04/2020 05:00
Get back here!
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By flaps - 19/08/2009 21:02 - United States
Thanks, I hate it!
By V…… - 09/02/2009 07:51 - United States
Get a load of this nerd!
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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States
Jekyll and Hyde
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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita
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OP here, I didnt "hack" into her account really, I asked her if I could use her account to try and plan myself a surprise party.. Mainly because Ive always wanted one but never had anyone step up to do it. She gave me her password so I could do it. But apparently that was a waste of time according to my mother...