By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00
The Top
By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell
By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00
Idiots on bikes
By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 18:50 - United States - Castle Rock
Projectile
By Mr.Incognito-san - 03/04/2021 17:00
Gross
By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States
By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States
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By newdad - 06/09/2010 23:21 - United States
Fascinated
By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States
Relief
By Andrew Cab - 06/04/2021 14:00 - United Kingdom
By boopingsnoot - 27/08/2017 01:30 - United States - Nashville
By PsychoBillyGoat - 26/05/2014 00:47 - United States - Anchorage
PsychoBillyGoat tells us more.
My wife was worried about the cat because he is elderly and needs meds every 12 hours. He also has no claws ( we got him that way). He has never been outside before but lately he has been trying to get out. Also we live in Alaska, more to worry about then cars and dogs getting him
Neighbours from hell
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville
By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03
By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York
By teacher - 31/08/2010 14:50 - United States
By Ryanissaur - 19/10/2009 05:34 - Australia
Bored
By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00
By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
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Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 16:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad
By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States
By missblair - 04/04/2009 07:41 - United States
missblair tells us more.
The tan actually looked really good, not orange. And I don't go tanning all the time. That was the first time ever. Just wanted to for prom. And I did get front bangs.
By cakefete2 - 11/05/2014 06:27 - United States - San Francisco
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I can't speak for the finances of every church, but at my church we are not flush with cash in the way a mega church might be. We are called to be stewards of the property God had given us and to this end, we asked people to dig deep that we could fill the need that was evident. Sadly, after the sacrifices that were made, we can't help but be hurt. Still, Christians are versed in hardship and overcoming adversity. We will pray for the thief, ask healing for the church, and seek blessings to continue to meet the needs of the community.
By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya
Dude, gross!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Great first date
By Anonymous - 23/04/2021 08:08
Boom!
By JurassicHole - 22/04/2012 03:27 - United States
Horndog
By Anonymous - 25/04/2021 08:01
By fuckingfloridahowihatethee - 26/04/2014 19:55 - United States - Punta Gorda
By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France
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I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.