By fmlcops - 22/05/2009 04:17 - United States
The Top
He's just an asshole, then.
By Brokedogowner - 17/03/2017 16:46
Morigyn tells us more.
By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00
By emileeisamazing - 03/07/2013 16:54 - United States - Coats
emileeisamazing tells us more.
Love all the comments -- my family and I have very joking attitudes toward each other. I always call them "old names". They're not really old, none over 50 at least, and my siblings are both 10+ years older than me. (I'm sure you get the gist.) It was the "boring sh*t" they were offended by. Staring at a caged bear for half an hour isn't too much fun for me, but since then we did decide on zip lining now amongst other non-boring things. We did decide to keep the conversation named that if you were wondering :)
By southernluxe - 04/09/2011 09:36 - United States
The faith of acceptance
By Lesbo88 - 28/03/2022 16:00
By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin
By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:40 - France
By lat187 - 12/11/2015 01:12 - United States
lat187 tells us more.
Top comment wins: I now have two mustaches on my face!! She sneezed away from me, thankfully not in my face. I felt the wax go everywhere. For some reason her gut reaction was to put the waxing paper on my eyebrow. Which made things a lot more difficult because they couldn't get to the wax. So they had to pick at the paper and peel that off the best they could. They tried warm compresses, and I'm not sure what different solvents they tried, but they did not work. My eye/face was getting so irritated I finally just told them I needed to leave. My friend helped me with baby oil which after a lot of patience worked. I'm still missing some parts. Thankfully they already called to offer me some various complimentary services.
USA Number One!
By Anonymous - 06/01/2021 23:30 - United States - Wynnewood
By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul
By nickyy - 29/11/2009 02:11 - United States
Get out
By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg
WTF FML
By TheKunitzShow14 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By axon Impulse - 15/05/2017 12:00
Moving on
By crash and burn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States
Goodbye
By scoobses - 02/10/2015 00:45 - United States
Somebody's watching me
By ugh - 08/06/2012 04:35 - Canada - Mississauga
By panicromanceX3 - 26/04/2009 08:44 - United States
Clubbing tip
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pocatello
Unwelcome
By num1piglover - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Raritan
By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States
liquid_sasquatch tells us more.
Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]
Make it stop
By WhoNose - 06/11/2016 23:52
By lhazel - 17/09/2015 02:36 - United States - Mount Juliet
By jaa319 - 30/10/2016 06:35 - United States
Bad breakup idea
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Wildberg
By anonymous - 25/10/2016 04:29 - United States - Chagrin Falls
By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom
By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States
Stranger danger!
By calidreaming - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Japan - Osaka
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This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.