By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
The Top
swervelol tells us more.
By Kaitlyn Aronson - 07/12/2018 15:30
Wardrobe malfunction
By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00
Here, have this
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake
RIP Dave Prowse
By Davios - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
What? It's just helpful advice because we know better.
By Moimoi78 - 31/01/2017 20:00 - Australia - Eatons Hill
By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00
Rude awakening
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hyde Park
By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States
Catchy turn of phrase
By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States
By pregnantapparently - 10/12/2015 18:45 - United States - Durham
Word to the wise
By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 04:21 - United States - Erie
By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 00:56 - United States
XNadiaX tells us more.
Sorry that I have not commented. I didnt realize it was actually posted. My Ex-fiance said that I look and act like Hinata Hyuuga (shippuden?) from Naruto. He even bought me her jacket and asked me to wear it whenever we go out. He said when he met me all he saw was a real live Hinata and he "couldnt pass up that. especially that chest"
By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00
By lemonlime66 - 20/11/2015 00:25 - United States - Lyman
lemonlime66 tells us more.
Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).
You big child
By Immature - 10/01/2021 14:01 - United States
Swing low, sweet chariot
By I need a new ballsack. - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Macclesfield
Crazy
By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:06 - United States
By Zoo - 07/05/2019 14:00
Public service announcement
By apaterra - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Washington
How very dare you?
By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00
By Actrent - 25/12/2016 07:00
By deathbysnoosnoo - 24/11/2009 21:42 - United States
By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54
Oh no…
By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady
By jimmyironic - 13/12/2016 04:16 - United States - Lorain
jimmyironic tells us more.
for everyone telling me I should have grabbed a new set of gloves, believe me, I tried. I searched the entire house and asked my brother for gloves too. there were no others. I also had a date in 3 hours with my girlfriend and needed to get this done and get showered before it was time to leave. i didn't have money to run to the store to buy new gloves. And grandma wasn't home to loan me the money. Nor would she be home until about 30 minutes before I had to leave. So I just had to suck it up and clean them then. I also live pretty far from my grandma's house and wouldn't be able to see her again until Christmas. so this was my last chance to clean them before they were frozen solid.
By caitywebbkid - 11/12/2016 15:56 - Australia - Perth
Landlords…
By Anonymous - 15/10/2015 20:34 - United Kingdom
No way
By 3sacrowd - 17/11/2009 03:46 - Canada
By Anonymous - 14/05/2017 21:00 - France
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Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.