By Anonymous - 07/02/2017 01:54
The Top
swervelol tells us more.
Because of him
By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00
Wardrobe malfunction
By awkwardpanda - 27/01/2017 20:00
RIP Dave Prowse
By Davios - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Friends like these…
By LonelyOtter - 11/12/2018 14:00
What? It's just helpful advice because we know better.
By Moimoi78 - 31/01/2017 20:00 - Australia - Eatons Hill
Is that really a silver lining?
By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Rude awakening
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Catchy turn of phrase
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Great benefits, though
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Anemic performance
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Word to the wise
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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 00:56 - United States
XNadiaX tells us more.
Sorry that I have not commented. I didnt realize it was actually posted. My Ex-fiance said that I look and act like Hinata Hyuuga (shippuden?) from Naruto. He even bought me her jacket and asked me to wear it whenever we go out. He said when he met me all he saw was a real live Hinata and he "couldnt pass up that. especially that chest"
Upset
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By lemonlime66 - 20/11/2015 00:25 - United States - Lyman
lemonlime66 tells us more.
Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).
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Crazy
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By deathbysnoosnoo - 24/11/2009 21:42 - United States
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Wow two FML's in a row its been a rough few weeks! This was my FML, (not sure why FML has been so buggy and not showing me as the OP on either of mine) thanks for the concern guys!! I'm doing alright now, and I'd like to clarify for the FML. I don't usually get sick ever but turns out I was severely dehydrated and the blood couldn't rush to my head it was causing me to black out and seize and it was pretty terrifying. It had happened early in the morning and I'm up before my mom is for work so she was still asleep when I stumbled in for help. She thought that I just wanted her to let me stay home from school because I was sick and didn't really give it any second thought and I got so weak I fell down and couldn't get up from the floor. Somehow I made it back to my bed and blacked out again and my mom left for work she said apparently I was nearly unresponsive because I couldn't open my eyes or speak coherently when she tried talking to me. A few hours later though she managed to wake me up with a phone call saying she felt terrible that she left me home alone and was coming back to bring me to the hospital. The hospital staff were not happy that I wasn't drinking enough water, and I was a little angry that I was there because I felt alright after I woke up again and I didn't like the way they treated me like some delicate flower. So live and learn I guess my mom won't be sleeping the next time I'm sick haha.