By JunkDex - 23/12/2015 07:45 - Australia - Merrylands
The Top
By wtf. - 02/06/2009 16:46 - United States
beatrix_fml tells us more.
Sounds reasonable
By Stoodup - 26/03/2019 12:00
By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg
By blackonblight - 11/11/2015 11:23 - United States - Dover
blackonblight tells us more.
Hey guys. Sadly, the only things that stayed with me were a snippet of dialogue, entirely out of context. Like most dreams, it was more the idea of writing that was played out for me, the movie scene version. I felt the pride, the mental exertion, but chances are the dream didn't have any real writing in it. Just that word count at the top and the line "Those eyes looked in on me and all I was. They saw me, and they saw nothing. So now, they will see nothing. Forever." And the resulting crash from discovering it was all a dream is actually worse than the block itself. I'm not giving up, not by a long shot, but I doubt I'll be getting that story back, if it ever existed. But hey, I got an FML out of it!
By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble
Probably for the best
By MissKaye - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Hendersonville
MissKaye tells us more.
I didn't mean to sound like I'm sulking. Just naturally the couples will stay together and have conversations that I can't relate to. This usually leaves me with no social participation and makes for a pretty boring day. I love both my sister's boyfriend and sister-in-law and don't mean to say that I wish either were gone. Also, our family has a very sweet, loving, and sadly high-maintenance dog, so it's probably for the better that I'm there to make sure he gets his medicines throughout the day. I hope that clears up the FML a little! Happy holidays!
Safe as houses
By chucklesman96 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Westerose
By Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States
A like is a like, dude
By Anonymous - 04/06/2017 12:00
Can't be bothered
By Anonymous - 06/07/2019 00:30
By davetherave1983 - 09/09/2015 05:09 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham
By Senseless_487 - 16/09/2016 18:29 - United States - Pioneer
Senseless_487 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. While the music itself wasn't the worst thing in the world, and I did find out that Luke Bryan can be very funny, I found that the people who attend country concerts really aren't my cup of tea (I'm more of a pop punk/alternative kind of guy, i.e. blink 182, Yellowcard, etc.). To answer one question about getting punched, it turns out the guys behind me were very drunk and felt like messing with someone, and they picked me. So they each punched me in the head, and then one of them dropped the beer on me. I didn't have to do anything about it because the people around us kicked their asses and made them leave. And as to the people saying "suck it up," we all do things we don't enjoy for love, but when it crosses the line to physical violence and bodily harm, it becomes something that you can bitch about. She puts up with my geeky shit all the time without complaint, and I wouldn't have had a single complaint about spending my night at a country concert, but I went home cold, wet, smelling of beer, and in a lot of pain. I earned the right to bitch a little bit.
By Eve - 25/08/2017 13:00
By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola
By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
Stabie genius
By Terrible Boss - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States
Sex work is real work
By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 00:01
By SeriouslyEvery - 11/08/2016 16:12 - United States - Truxton
SeriouslyEvery tells us more.
OP here. I assure you I follow directions very well. I asked and he told me AM, so I got ready until my brother, who also just started there, assured me it was PM
By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States
Apparently not.
By Dez - 26/11/2017 19:00 - United States - Anchorage
Mystery
By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia
By badmom - 30/01/2018 19:00
Monster in my bathroom
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By tingles - 19/01/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Solihull
Weddings from hell
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By sassy666 - 23/04/2018 10:00 - Canada - Whitehorse
By Workplace woes - 12/05/2016 17:00 - United States - San Francisco
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okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs. so i was still near the bottom of the stairs, he was up at the top in the kitchen. also, he was humming to himself and clearly... not paying attention to anything else. also, the kitchen is right by the laundry room, so it wasn't completely random that he was standing in the kitchen with them. except... it still kind of is. 3) they were definitely my underwear. 4) he does have mental health issues. the reason he lives with us is because he was really depressed a few years ago. but that's pretty much the least of his problems. heebidy jeebidy. 5) i honestly don't know if they were clean or not. and lastly... yes, i have told my parents. they're not sure what to do about it, but they are putting a lock on my door and all of my laundry is to stay in my room now and go directly from my room to the washer and back to my room, and he's not allowed anywhere near them. i don't think they've talked to him about it yet. ewihatehim.