By wellthen - 12/07/2016 21:35 - United States - Clarksville
The Top
The buck stops here
By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee
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By wetsheets - 07/01/2013 13:01 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
Sad but true
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By DeathbyWording - 29/04/2016 17:05 - United States - Vernon
Don't come
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Dancing queen
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By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States
Not the smartest
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Confused?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
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beatrix_fml tells us more.
Sounds reasonable
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By blackonblight - 11/11/2015 11:23 - United States - Dover
blackonblight tells us more.
Hey guys. Sadly, the only things that stayed with me were a snippet of dialogue, entirely out of context. Like most dreams, it was more the idea of writing that was played out for me, the movie scene version. I felt the pride, the mental exertion, but chances are the dream didn't have any real writing in it. Just that word count at the top and the line "Those eyes looked in on me and all I was. They saw me, and they saw nothing. So now, they will see nothing. Forever." And the resulting crash from discovering it was all a dream is actually worse than the block itself. I'm not giving up, not by a long shot, but I doubt I'll be getting that story back, if it ever existed. But hey, I got an FML out of it!
By GoldenSteve - 05/11/2015 15:31 - United States - Humble
Probably for the best
By MissKaye - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Hendersonville
MissKaye tells us more.
I didn't mean to sound like I'm sulking. Just naturally the couples will stay together and have conversations that I can't relate to. This usually leaves me with no social participation and makes for a pretty boring day. I love both my sister's boyfriend and sister-in-law and don't mean to say that I wish either were gone. Also, our family has a very sweet, loving, and sadly high-maintenance dog, so it's probably for the better that I'm there to make sure he gets his medicines throughout the day. I hope that clears up the FML a little! Happy holidays!
Happy for you
By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Tranent
By iAlissa - 24/10/2015 06:12 - United States
iAlissa tells us more.
Oh holy this got published. So, I promise he's not a raging douche. In all honestly, he had gotten a new video game, and I hadn't really heard from him all day. So I sent him a semi-nude picture of myself, and it was then that he responding. We joked around about posting it here, and it got published. I did tell him, however, that I understand he needs gaming time, but shouldn't neglect communication because he's gone for four months for Air Force training and I miss him!
By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka
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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 13:45 - Belgium - Herenthout
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okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs. so i was still near the bottom of the stairs, he was up at the top in the kitchen. also, he was humming to himself and clearly... not paying attention to anything else. also, the kitchen is right by the laundry room, so it wasn't completely random that he was standing in the kitchen with them. except... it still kind of is. 3) they were definitely my underwear. 4) he does have mental health issues. the reason he lives with us is because he was really depressed a few years ago. but that's pretty much the least of his problems. heebidy jeebidy. 5) i honestly don't know if they were clean or not. and lastly... yes, i have told my parents. they're not sure what to do about it, but they are putting a lock on my door and all of my laundry is to stay in my room now and go directly from my room to the washer and back to my room, and he's not allowed anywhere near them. i don't think they've talked to him about it yet. ewihatehim.