By KarmaGirl - 11/09/2009 22:16 - United States
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ITSALLDAVESFAULT tells us more.
Sprinkler system
By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States
****** around…
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By rb - 01/05/2011 06:02 - United States
Slightly homophobic, but OK
By Reissa - 16/09/2022 07:30 - Canada
Insecure
By Anonymous - 28/09/2022 21:30
Keep the change
By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Add another to the score
By seriously? - 25/02/2009 22:05 - United States
Kitchen Nightmares
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Maybe I'm Amazed
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History
By catfish - 23/02/2009 22:11 - United States
You've got this!
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By notsuperstitious - 24/01/2013 16:37 - Finland
notsuperstitious tells us more.
Sorry for my english, it isn't my first language. I actually WAS polite, I said something like "I understand that horoscopes are important to you, but I really don't share the same view. So I would appreciate if you didn't mention it so often-if I am being a bitch, could you just say so and not say, "all scorpions do that"? And yeah, I'm not that sorry for losing a friend,as she apparently values her superstitions over me, I'm just pissed off, (O.P.)
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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 01:33 - United States - Phoenix
Quite the effort
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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Alexa, play "Mr Loverman" by Shabba Ranks
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Hippity hoppity
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Sensory overload
By Anonymous - 24/07/2021 22:01 - United States - Steele
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Hey! This is a true story people. She got wedged in a ramp comming out of a McDonalds in winter. She slipped, and fell where it was a concrete walled-in ramp. the walls were just tall enough to make it hard. She also had some sort of braces on her ankles....so, she couldn't be rolled to one side or the other, no room to even squeeze in beside her. We actually had a LPN come along who knew how to properly lift someone heavy, and by herself.......I was only trying to help a sister out.....and she was not commando thank god! For all you who are interested in my afterlife status.....I don't believe in god, and it WAS an accident. I just figure I might be wrong, and no-one is suposed to have seen what I saw....that's all I'm saying people. KarmaGirl