By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom
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What day is it?
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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Surprise!
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What the…
By EmbarrassedMess - 23/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds
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Standards
By "missnettymarie" - 12/05/2017 08:42 - Canada - Westerose
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By Brightbulb - 08/08/2017 00:12
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ummm WOW hi, OP here, that gender indicator is messed up (good one FML staff, still need some work there) I am infact 100% FEMALE. Now that we have my gender clarified, thank you for the knowledge that removal is an option, as I have been told that it was not being as young as I am. It was a severe cyst in my ovary and I was told to essentially "get used to it" because it's going to happen every month until Menopause comes.for me, at which point I can get a hysterectomy. Knowing that it may be an option now I am going to approach my Dr about that. I did not know ketamine was supposed to make me not feel anything, because it did not work that way. When I went to the Urgent Care they rushed me to the ER, who then started looking for infections or appendicitis, but alas it was deemed "severe cramps" and "female issues" by several techs, before I even got the PCOS answer.
By gamber9210 - 07/05/2018 20:59
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Honestly. I asked him if he lived right next door because I was very worried he’s actually heard me😂
By Anonymous - 27/08/2018 18:30 - United States - Compton
By Dnamei - 22/03/2016 14:17 - Belgium
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OP here, made an account so I can answer some questions. My sister is 26, I'm 22. We got along pretty good, untill I met and married my husband and started a family. She lives with my parents, and is in a very bad relationship. When I met my husband, my sis tried to get me grounded (!) and tried to convince my parents not to let me see him. She also tried to blackmail me into not seeing him. She was against the marriage, and cried and screamed when she learned I was pregnant, saying I don't deserve what she doesn't have, claiming it won't be special when she has a baby because she wasn't the first to give my parents grandchildren (my parents don't think that way, they'll love every grandchild). My son is a very sweet and charming little guy, he sleeps through the night, is always happy, eats everything, rarely gets sick, crawls,... He's a very easy baby to care for, and everyone loves him and he loves everyone. The plan I found was in a notebook, while helping my parents clean out the attic. It included my husbands workschedule, and the days my son goes to daycare. Also what my son eats and his medical reccord. Her country of choice is Australia. A few days before this discovery, she asked me if she could take my boy to the zoo, alone. I refuses because he had a slight fever, and I'm very happy I did. My son has a kids-ID, my sister isn't allowed to be alone with him anymore, and I alerted the daycare to NEVER let her take him home. When I confronted her, she said it was just a joke, she was just 'messing with her little sister'. The notebook was hidden in a pile of schoolnotes, if we didn't clean the attic, we'd never know. Sorry for the long text, and sorry for my english. Ps: My dad was close to the airport when the bomb went of, but he didn't get hurt. My family and friends are scared and shaken, but safe. We mourn for the victims
Meet the parents
By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford
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Toxic wasteland
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By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park
And you did it at my birthday dinner
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Nice try
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By anonymous - 20/04/2016 03:09 - United States - Saint Paul
Nervous laughter
By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00
Who?
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Oops.
By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 23:00 - Canada - Thornhill
Time to move out!
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By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00
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Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't that big of a deal and I have definitely since moved on.