By sick and lonely - 27/08/2016 03:19 - United States - Rockford
The Top
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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia
Addams Family Values
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Albans
By ansarias - 03/02/2015 14:35 - United Kingdom - London
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Hold me close young Tony Danza
By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City
It's not what you think, sorry
By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States
By LittleGina - 07/01/2016 17:42 - United States - Asheboro
LittleGina tells us more.
OP Here: Hello, let me answer some questions I am seeing and straighten things up a bit. 1. I don't work here, I was a customer, therefore, it was not my manager, just the store's manager. 2. The elderly lady had not seen me walk up to her, I was unable to explain anything before I was being beaten with a purse and called a thief. So, I guess she saw me at the corner of her eye holding a $20 before any words came out of my mouth. I may just simply be giving her excuses, but I honestly think that's what happened. 3. The solution was that she was escorted out immediately, but she did get her $20 back. 4. Will she ever know the real story? I don't know, and frankly I don't care. 5. Don't worry, I still have good intentions, she didn't mess anything up!
By wtfwhyfml - 14/06/2013 19:29 - United States
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OP here. I normally get to work before dawn; so he was just being a dick. I work as a home care provider for a little old lady with severe mental issues, who's husband/primary care provider works early mornings, as he owns his own lawn care business and where I live the heat is oppressive by noon. However, today he had to work late to make up contracted appointments he'd missed last week because of equipment problems; and for once cleared the hour change via the office. Hence, jackhole supervisor acting a fool. As for finding a new job; I plan to finish this one then move on; her husband is retiring in less then a year and she is extremely picky about care givers. I'm one of two that has lasted more then three weeks; and I refuse to put her and her family through finding a new provider like that.
Tl; dr
By projectfain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron
Oops
By James - 05/11/2009 16:38 - United States
Pspspspspsps
By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro
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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 15:51 - United States - South Sioux City
By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church
BIKES!
By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29
Bushy
By bluedevil26 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By jackroarrr - 12/05/2016 17:47 - Canada - Edmonton
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I work at a group home ... As my shift ended and my coworkers told me they needed to go home I volunteered to take the youth to the hospital and followed procedure filled out the paper work and was at work on time for my next shift I feel like a good job or thanks for not waking me up at 1130 at night and dragging me out of bed from my boss would be appropriate. Entitled no but a thanks instead of a suspension would have been nice.
By bettysue - 06/02/2009 15:37 - United States
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The facts are this: 1) I was asked out on a date. 2) I don't care about money. 3) I let him pick the restaurant so that he could keep it in his price range. I even offered to do coffee instead of dinner so that it wasn't a waste of money if we didn't have any real connection anyway. 4) He had been to the restaurant before and ordered the lamb dish, so he knew how much money it was. 5) I ordered water to drink. 6) He didn't even let me look at the menu before he recommended I get the lamb dish, because if I had I would never have selected a meal that was that expensive. 7) He told me to change my order in front of the waiter, and then ordered the lamb for himself. Not wanting to be a total bitch, I didn't complain, but at that point I expected him to pay for dinner. if I couldn't order what I wanted, why the hell should I pay? To all of you losers out there who weren't brought up properly, this is not the way to go about taking a woman on a first date. If you can't understand that, then I feel sorry for you. The whole point of this site is to tell humorous stories about everyday, insignificant things that people can relate to because we've all been there. It was a bad first date, but I think its a funny story. Whatever.
Too relaxed
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Scarsdale
Now you know
By FuckfaceSteve - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street
By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 01:46 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:40 - New Zealand - Hamilton
Graceful
By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States
Silver linings
By HoobidibooFox - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Coseley
Proof
By badbed - 11/12/2009 17:07 - United Kingdom
Keywords
Hey everyone, OP here. Thanks for the hilarious comments. Thought I'd provide a follow up, and clarify a few things quickly. I work as part of the commercial team for a small company based in London. Due to the size of the company, occasionally, I have to do jobs that you wouldn't find the equivalent of my position in a larger company doing. This was one of them. Basically, I was told that we would have new chairs arriving for the meeting room, and that I should let the delivery / removal men into the building, show them the room, and sign the papers. Since I was really busy with my usual work, I let them in and left them to it. I didn't notice they had left until I went to check on them 15 minutes later! I Got quite a shock when I found the meeting room empty with no workmen in sight! In terms of the meeting, when the clients arrived yesterday morning, we made the decision to take them out for breakfast (no shortage of places that offer this in central London, and hey, they weren't complaining!), and I'm pleased to say it went well. I even managed to finally get hold of the delivery company afterwards who brought the new chairs around (different guys though). Apparently, it was a "logistics issue". Anyway, I'm still employed, and me and my colleagues (including my boss) got a good laugh out of it (and a delicious breakfast!) Cheers all. good laugh out of it (as well as a delicious breakfast).