By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island
The Top
The trumpet of success
By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States
By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada
Ultraviolence
By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States
Headshot
By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada
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By Jugan - 19/10/2012 21:44 - France - Vaulx-milieu
By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 16:16 - Canada - Toronto
Horndogs
By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore
Get it off!
By chocofreak - 10/05/2009 10:23 - United States
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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 16:38 - United States - North Las Vegas
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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland
By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Cleveland
By satega - 10/12/2012 19:07 - United States - Smithville
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Op here. Figured I'd add this tidbit, the ride originally consisted of me, my mother, my sister and my mothers boyfriend. So it really wasn't s family trip at all in ether end.
By blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States
Braggadocio
By snowwhite - 28/10/2013 04:51 - Australia - Sydney
By Screwed - 09/11/2012 04:02 - United States - Rockville
Both of you are bad
By driver26 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Terminating
By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood
By KingSquisher - 22/12/2016 02:00 - United States - Modesto
KingSquisher tells us more.
The dog was in the neighbors property "chasing the livestock" she told animal control when in reality the dog was playing with the horse. I went out to retrieve my dog when she shot. Probably didn't see me. The dog has escaped several times to several locations the past three years
By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States
By Ginger - 03/10/2010 18:34 - Canada
Judgemental
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston
By ShroomSalad - 17/08/2015 22:11 - United States - Miami
ShroomSalad tells us more.
Thank you guys all for the nice comments! And yes I did finally get through to them, they decided to answer just as my son closed his eyes! FML!
By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 16:02 - Norway - Trondheim
By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta
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Ok, first of all you don't know me so you have no right to criticize me. You don't know how much pain I am in. I twisted my wrist when I fell. I am really good at gymnastics so don't say ANYTHING about that, but now I can't go to practice until my wrist is better. I was putting her present in the passenger seat, I wouldn't get out on the passenger side if I was driving so I had no way to know there was ice there. I'm not rich and neither is the rest of my family. My sister has been wanting these wine glasses since the Christmas of 2008. I couldn't find them anywhere. I have money set aside for gifts and things like that so I don't have to worry about making sure I have enough money; I have been setting money aside like that since I was 16.