By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 17:04 - United States - Athena
The Top
By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand
Sorry
By Dang - 30/01/2017 00:00 - United States - Freeport
By WWJD - 01/03/2017 18:00 - United States
Find my iPhone
By hockey - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By MozillaHostile - 09/10/2015 18:54 - Canada
By Airhead - 06/11/2009 19:48 - Canada
Awkward silence
By daughter in law - 08/11/2016 06:05 - United States
By ConfusedFiancé - 29/10/2017 22:00
The simple life
By swervelol - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Regrettable fashion choices
By Savingforplasticsurgery - 14/04/2018 19:00
By baddormgirl - 19/02/2009 05:22 - United States
Red tape
By Matei - 12/03/2015 00:36 - Romania - Bucharest
By WhoaZombie - 19/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Huron
WhoaZombie tells us more.
By Sir Anon - 29/02/2016 20:18 - United States - Champlin
Get out
By okay17 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
Don't be my Valentine
By CRD1995 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
CRD1995 tells us more.
The gift that she sent me holds no monetary value. She lives in Japan, and I live in America. She sent a journal consisting of entries that she wrote everyday while I was in basic training for two months. There was also a poster board with our pictures on it. It's really hard to look at all of the things she sent, but it honestly makes me feel a little better that this FML got published. And also I did go see Deadpool already! Thanks for the advice.
By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 16:54 - United States - Richmond
By Mia - 28/07/2013 06:18 - United States - Laurel
By ThanatosSG9 - 25/12/2016 02:57
Goodbye
By scoobses - 02/10/2015 00:45 - United States
By eh. - 27/08/2019 17:55
eh tells us more.
First of all I have bought enough products for my period. I’m on vacation on a boat with 3 men who don’t know squat about periods. We were supposed to pack light and my period doesn’t normally come 9 days early and I don’t carry a week’s worth of tampons every where I go. I did have one to last me for 10 hours but I can’t use that for 3 days
Freaky
By Anonymous - 12/04/2018 05:00
By Stupid - 01/03/2018 15:00
Close but no cigar
By bbb - 03/10/2012 16:19 - United States - Hillsborough
By Sady_Ct - 18/11/2018 01:07 - Australia
Sady_Ct tells us more.
I do know what an audio book is. I thought I clicked on the ebook and only after I went to open it did I realise it wasn’t an Ebook but an audio book. They didn’t have the same title in the ebook. I got a refund after a couple of days.
You can't explain that
By shreking_bawl - 14/11/2014 18:39 - Norway
By Porkletmon - 25/12/2016 20:49 - United States - Philadelphia
Porkletmon tells us more.
OP here. I didn't create an account because I didn't think this would get posted. Thanks for making my day! I just wanted to clarify some things, especially about the olive oil and vinegar gift set. The father is Italian and appreciates a good bottle of vinegar and oil, I'm not talking about the regular kinds you can get at the supermarket, but olive oil that is cold pressed and infused with rosemary herbs, the vinegar is infused with dark espresso and they both gushed about it. Now, about the soap, it is not "fancy" or thoughtful, it was a square bar of soap (think Dial) in a Ziplock bag, the soap had no wrappings. Had I not notice the foul odor coming from the armpit area of the dress, I would have agreed that the dress probably just absorbed some of the smell from her house, but in this case, I highly doubt it. Also, the dress tag was put in through a thread loop, not through the fabrics, and the tag was already yellowed with stains. The Coach leather bag itself had a strong leather smell, but what I smelled was something resembling sweaty feet, the purse had dried white stains on it and parts of the leather was scratched up. Needless to say, you won't see me wearing any of those things on New Years Eve. Happy Holidays everyone!
By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France
Learning moment
By bigbro - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Southbank
Keywords
OP here with some details. I was not stomping down the holes when I fell. I was walking out to my car across the yard. I have poor vision and misjudged the lawn and turned my ankle. The moles were not harmed in my pushing down of their holes at any time. I push them down to prevent the grass from growing over sometimes 8inch high mounds in my lawn. Stomping the holes (not the moles) is for this reason! I didn't want to trip and here I am. Lmao. I mean karma is a bitch but damn. I'm like super animal activist to the point where I don't even have traps down for the suckers. To the knuckle dragger that said he hoped I broke it, you'll get yours just for spewing your ignorance. Of that I am certain. ;)