You OK dude?

By dragos_dgt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.

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this is the only FML that has ever really made me laugh. awesome. c:

twistedstixx2 5

I think you and I would get along famously....

So is your boss professor Charles Xavier?

I prefer to be Captain Kirk. That way, if anyone surprises me like that I can just flip open my wallet and say "Beam me up Scotty!".