Today, I sang the "Itsy Bitsy Spider" song with a class of thirty 20-somethings because we're going to be kindergarten teachers. She made us do the hand motions too. FML
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Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, the "Child Care and Development" class at my high school assigned all 50 students to carry a fake baby around school all day for a week. I can't even read a page of my notes without hearing a robotic crying noise. Today is the first day. FML
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MissMoonshine 0
Umm.. if you think this is an FML you might want to consider changing your career goals.
Occam 0
#3 is stupid lol
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Comments (60)
SchmoozieQ 9
How on earth does crap like this get posted when my legitimate life problems are ignored?
IdioticSmiles 1
Your next song should be Jack and Jill
crownlogic 25
If it bothers you that much I'll go sing it for you as a stress reliever from doing international market audits all day and financial ratios for strategic planning in my classes. Itsy bitsy spider sounds pretty good right now...
LullzKitteh 1
op is a ******* idiot. has it never occurred to her that some of her fellow students could be from a different country or culture, and thus not know the rhyme?
anjtrg_1112 23
You're going to have to learn it if you want to be a kindergarten teacher. Dumbass.
sydaknee 6
Wow, I'm becoming a daycare teacher I really hope you're not a teacher.
puddingface94 3
What the hell do you think you're going to do? If you can't 'lower' yourself. You shouldn't consider going into this career. It's not as much fyourlife... Unfortunately, in this situation it could be f THEIR life. :(
BTM707 8
And you're going to be a teacher? Too cool for the itsy-bitsy spider?
Akay4 14
Wait...there are hand motions?
corocoro 30
Would it have made you happier if you talked about quantum netting?