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By Such a rush - 27/09/2025 15:00

Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
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It's normal to be late when you have to spend fifteen minutes under the kitchen spout washing your eyeball.

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It's normal to be late when you have to spend fifteen minutes under the kitchen spout washing your eyeball.