Xenu approves

By sonofanut - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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The_Troller 14

Calling it a religion is a bit of a stretch.

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ravenxcorvinus 9

um yeahhh OP you need to have a (very) long talk with your mother.. if the support and long conversation doesn't help say "sorry, mom.. i will always love you.. unfortunately you got sucked into a ridiculous cult and has gave me no other choice, but to ban you as my mother.." and leave.

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OfficeNinja 5

From reports of people who left the cult, it is more likely the scam victim (Scientology cult member) will cut off contact from non-member family first. That is what they do. Isolate and surround. You are not supposed to talk to non-cult members without special advanced training, and you have to use a special web browser / filter that will not let you access sites not approved by the cult.

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brocode86 0

@19 either would the courts rule that. church and state are separated its not the courts job to decide that.

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garfield224 0

He was a science fiction writer. He stayed on a boat with only underage boys and was busted by the Feds numerous times--kyle from south park. Seriously though. The force sounds more viable then scientology.

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kmerkovich 3

1- profession does not equal religious belief. 2- he was training those young men for the sea-organization. 3- when did he get "busted" by the Feds?

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blueknight1st 26

You need to get her to a psychologist ASAP that crazy cult is already getting their grubby mitts on her. Don't let them pull her in entirely.

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simplynatalie 6

A couple of my family members are scientologists. I'm not though, but I always get the "I'm sorry" looks. And yes they do ask for way too much. I saw someone donated 100k to them. It's ridiculous really, that money could have been so much better well spent.

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foxmatrix15 8

She's trying to clear herself of thetans so she can learn to jump on the couch so high she can travel to her real home planet an Find her master Xenu

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