Intimacy: WTF is going on here?

WTF is going on here?

By douglisk1994 - 10/02/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Date grape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

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By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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Cramped

By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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The wrong kind of banging

By BRELLA - 03/02/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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You've pulled

By Anonymous - 27/01/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some fun at around 3:00 am and during our fun I flipped her over quite roughly and, as she landed on the bed, I'd accidentally dislocated her shoulder. For the next 2 hours we didn’t know whether to call an ambulance or her sister, so we had to put it back in place ourselves. FML

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Performance

By bob - 29/06/2012 08:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

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By ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz - 04/04/2014 23:20 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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troynt 2

Tuesday 10 February 2009 2:46

please! tell us more

gilthanas07 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

seriously why would you being doing it in her parents garage? thats just asking to get caught...

Comments

Bee123_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:52

wonder what the parents were thinking just seeing their daughter knocked out and naked on the floor while her boyfriend was touching her. i would have called u to the police for rape...but thats just me

abbottizer 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:38

"she slips and hits her head" sure.... i am sick of you date rapist

jbel08 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:25

hahaha, nice

LifeSUCKS143 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:00

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!

LMent 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:03

You literally banged her into unconsciousness. HAHAHAHA

stfuxxn00b 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:45

LMFAO @ last comment. xDDD & Uh, the garage? What were you guys thinking? ( No Offense. ) =P

unbelievable1 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:35

You deserve a Darwin Award. Use a ******* bedroom. Not a cold garage. Jackass.

abethehonest 4

Monday 3 September 2012 10:18

no one died tho..

Kirby54 0

Monday 9 March 2009 8:43

lol that is one funny ass story XD lol prolly ended up in jail that night, at least i woulda made sure of that if i were her parents >< but thats just me...... since ur able to tell this story on fml i guess u got off fairly easy =D