Miscellaneous: Wild Monopoly game tactics

Wild Monopoly game tactics

By I hate that game - 23/11/2013 16:11 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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You deserved it 4 895

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 4 012

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 617

By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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You deserved it 4 353

Game on!

By Anonymous - 13/03/2024 20:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML

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You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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You deserved it 3 637

Easy mark

By goodbye sweet internet - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 484

You deserved it 50 816

By Brennan Lebrun - 18/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML

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You deserved it 375

Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 10 531

meowmafia98 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?

uoeno_fml 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 19:40

I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway

Comments

sanecatlady 13

Sunday 24 November 2013 6:06

Does Monopoly just turn people evil or something? I wouldn't know since I haven't played since I was a kid and would quit because I'd always be bored to tears.

molliciousj 19

Sunday 24 November 2013 7:13

I want to know if you finished the game or smashed them over the head with it...

ThatWeirdGirl123 4

Sunday 24 November 2013 7:21

A classic game of monopoly and the classic reaction. Friendships and relationships are always ruined.

sarahperez_fml 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 7:29

I have reasons why I don't play monopoly any more...

Sophie_Hart 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 8:04

Did u at least finish the game and bankrup ur 'ex bestfriend'? Nd the slept with your 'ex boyfriends' bestfriend? Then bought a house with his bestfriend.