Today, the girl I like said she was out drinking with a friend. I'm pretty sure she has been lying about all the times she has "fallen asleep" and could not talk, and is actually seeing other people. FML
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Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, after the girl I fell head over heels for asked me out last night, it turns out she was so drunk at the time, she doesn't remember and doesn't want to date me at all. I'm beginning to feel like my life is some shitty movie. FML
Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
just because you like her doesn't make her your girlfriend. so if she's seeing other people, it's not your business and she doesn't want you to know
Thaylok 17
Make a move or move on. either way, MOVE. Take action.
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Crowned Sataness 12
just because you like her doesn't make her your girlfriend. so if she's seeing other people, it's not your business and she doesn't want you to know
Razath 17
Agreed. She's at fault as well though, leading him on instead of just telling him she's not interested (unless she has, but we don't know). He should move on, she should just say 'move on' and both will be happier.
Crowned Sataness 12
true. but if she has to lie about falling asleep there's a good chance too that he's doing something to make her super uncomfortable
Razath 17
Possibly, yes, We can't know though, since we only have one side of the story and I prefer not to assume too much. He could be a douche, or she could be the douche. Either way, he should just move on - or get a swift kick in the nuts if he's the reason behind her actions.
Nikki 17
Historically women don’t bluntly tell men they aren’t interested, if he’s normal he’ll be fine with it, but mostly you get rude comments, sulking or in some rare cases attacked or murdered
wiccaantje 21
Honestly, people always give the reason that you are giving, but in my and my friends experiences, women don't say "no" because that's seen as an answer you can debate. The first thing that follows after a "no" is "why not?", and the answer you then give never gets accepted, and then you are in a ******* debate and the end result is ALWAYS "What a bitch, she could have been nicer". Like, people are always making it about men being potentially dangerous, maybe to make women look better, but I think most women do it because they're getting nasty looks for saying "no", as if we're not allowed too and we're just trying to avoid those consequences that happen because of something we had no choice in. And maybe if we adress that, instead of "dangerous men", it will actually get solved?
Thaylok 17
Make a move or move on. either way, MOVE. Take action.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Better to move on to greener pastures. If it turns out she has been less than truthful, you will have dodged a bullet.
Anderling 32
She’s just not into you dude. Put on your big boy pants and get over it
ODBeefalo 10
I would say, after the second or third excuse it is pretty clear she just isn't that into you. while it can be annoying not to be told upfront, it sounds like they gave you a good number of indicators they were politely declining
historygrad74 19
From a lady's perspective, she doesn't like you. Sorry.
dreams2383 18
of course she's seeing other people, your not dating! sounds like she isn't interested in dating you and you don't have a chance. move on.