Where am I?

By rmo1776 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a very nice reception at a hotel. I glanced inside the ballroom and saw that no one else was in there and, not wanting to be the first one there, I walked past and into the stairway. Turns out, I had walked into the emergency exit stairs and had to set off the alarm to get out. FML
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Lost and found

By Lauren - 19/02/2025 20:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I was in a rush to meet some friends for brunch, and I arrived first. The restaurant door was locked, so I knocked. A waiter opened the door and stared at me with confusion before saying, “This isn’t the entrance, ma’am.” It wasn’t until I walked around the corner and saw the correct door that I realized I had been standing at the employee entrance the entire time. FML
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dimmythat 0

next time, read those big, red, glowing words.

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sprinkesrdelish 5

don't most fire exits have signs on them and a big red bar?

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stevenmx86 7

Someone has to nee the first one there... Also, pay attention...

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strokesie 23

At least there weren't a lot of people around..

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worldclassrager 39

It doesn't matter who arrives first if you didn't want to just go back the way you came or go into the bathroom for a bit..,

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doglover100 28

The door actually says "Emergency exit, alarm will go off."

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