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By adogg18 - 29/05/2011 08:12 - United States
treli1953 you pown.... yes the popo mobile..... where exatly is illinois???? is it east side??? west side??? cuz i cant figure uot who he's be rolln with...... maby its a new gang.... the illinoisys?? idk.... i mean he name for illinoi people cant be worse than being called a masshole.... i mean its bad when people are like "so what is the nickname for people in your state???lie what are you???" and you have to rpy with "oh im a masshole" i mean i cant even drive yet and people are already saying shyit about my driving!!!!! its ssssssaaaaaaadd!!!! XP FML ,FHisL and FherL.. her life is f*cked because she thinks er BF in jail f*cks her life.... i mean whats she gonna do when she ends up being the one in his position??? go all emo/suicidal??? i mean thats my job.....JK 2 @ll x0x0x0x0
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I hope he doesn't drop the soap, because then it'd definitely be a FHL.
Good time to break up!
Just claim its racial profiling no matter what the circumstances. No judge wants to deal with that can of worms.
yeah i do not understand how your BFs life is ******.. so you have a slight deal of embarrassment that you are dating someone who is assumed to be a criminal, while he has to endure the truly embarrassing ride in the back of a cop car. get over yourself.
I love this! So well written!
jeez, everyone in the FML comments is so bitter. i doubt this is a FML because shes embarrassed by her boyfriend - the way that i interpreted it is she thought she was dating a really sweet dude, but found out he might be a serious criminal. dont just automatically assume shes stuck up. do you want to date a felon?
if that had been my boyfriend, i would have laughed my ass off at him. but then my boyfriend is the kind of guy that, at worst, would get arrested for littering. what did your guy do?
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didja wave at least?
haha thats rly funny but better than him being with another girl right?