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By twistedtater - 06/10/2017 03:06
Went and hung out with a couple girls I had just met, went out to a hookah lounge then decided to go back to my place and drink. We all slept in my bed, woke up in the middle of the night to them having sex right next to me... one of them even had their leg propped up on me at one point.