Conflict Resolution By FML Approved - 06/10/2017 03:00 This is basically me during every conflict I've ever witnessed. I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 111 Share Tweet Share
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 771 You deserved it 218
Today, we discovered that our wedding licence from 7 years ago is a complete fake. I don’t get it: we were married in a church by a priest, we got all our paperwork filed with the city council, but our certificate is apparently a fake someone made on a computer, and they got the date wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 78
Today, the token of appreciation from my husband after paying off his student loan debt, being his support system when his mother died, and cooking and cleaning for his ass everyday, is him getting my sister pregnant. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 105
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 180 You deserved it 109
Today, my best friend said we couldn't be friends anymore because I'm too depressed or too happy all the time. After explaining for half an hour what bipolar depression was and how I have it he just said, "Bullshit!" FML I agree, your life sucks 21 915 You deserved it 1 716
Today, it's my birthday and my kids made me a card. Unfortunately, my kids used the wall for paper. Now I have red and blue crayon all over my bedroom wall. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 188 You deserved it 8 106
Today, I found out that my father is telling people that we sometimes sleep with each other, meaning it literally. He knows the figurative meaning of that phrase, but insists that “not everyone has a dirty mind.” Thankfully, since I’m an adult he won’t get into legal trouble, but still, ewww. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 361 You deserved it 181
Today, I was chatting to a friend on Facebook about girls, and why we're single. We somehow ended up admitting to one another that we'd never get girlfriends, finding out that we both like hentai porn, and trading info on Japanese sex toys. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 822 You deserved it 32 536
dude knows what's up haha
Ha me