Health, Family and Weird: Weird-ass family

Weird-ass family

By Anonymous - 27/07/2022 02:00

Today, my sister officially has no boundaries, as she just had her ass crack waxed and wanted me to check to see they got all the hair. I’m a guy by the way. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Sorority

By Taylor - 23/02/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By poorbeauty - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, my sister found and read my journal. My first entry talked about how I shaved my ass for the first time. FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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So painful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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By OhNo - 13/07/2010 15:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

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Wax on, wax off

By Anonymous - 20/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband asked me to wax his ass crack for him. It might have been funny or maybe even a kinky experience a few years ago, but now I had to navigate the wax around his haemorrhoid, which did start bleeding. I don’t get why he even wanted a smooth crack at our age. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:03

EWWWWWW! Guy or not, no one should ever be looking at a relatives ass crack, even for an innocent reason like that!

mike3775 36

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:08

I seriously hope you said “no @#$&ing way” to her

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:03

EWWWWWW! Guy or not, no one should ever be looking at a relatives ass crack, even for an innocent reason like that!

mike3775 36

Wednesday 27 July 2022 3:08

I seriously hope you said “no @#$&ing way” to her

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 July 2022 4:28

Well, did they?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 27 July 2022 5:46

What the actual ****??

spinningrecords 14

Wednesday 27 July 2022 13:56

Return the favor the next time you get your ass crack waxed

tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 27 July 2022 18:31

Move to Rome. I heard it was up their alley at one time!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 July 2022 20:45

Whether you're a guy or a girl, that's totally weird and uncomfortable.

jlc82 14

Thursday 23 July 2026 17:10

but you have boundaries so stand on them and tell your sis that under NO circumstances are you going to inspect her ass crack for her

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