Vaporeon?

me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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bob7up 5

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

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redbluegreen 40

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

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uberhaxorjames 1

You wanna be the very best that no one ever was haha wait you can't be that with a milli meter Peter haha jk sorry op

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AnneeSo 6

Well, pokemon is awesome! I can't blame you for getting aroused by it.:P

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TehBatman 0

Metapod! Use harden! It's super effective!

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gparsley 6

Ha u like pokemon so much ur hard-on gets worse that's funny dude

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Michellec9982 18

U should go to comic con..... I'm sure ull have a blast there...

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docfan91 0

Guess your metapod's harden attack was super effective.

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Kog_Hiro 17

This may seem a little Farfetch'd, but I was thinking of a film I want to make that will Staryu and Starmie. It begins as I Pikachu under the covers while you Snorlax, then I wake you with my Wigglytuff between your Jigglypuffs. You're a little Krabby at first because your Drowzee, but you start to Lickitung my Ho-Oh until I Squirtle into your Meowth. Its your first time so you can't help but Koffing out the Muk. You're already Weezing, but we're not done yet because my Cubone is still hard as Onix. You then proceed to Rhydon my Lapras like a Horsea, until Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam! I pull out my Weedle just in time to Blastoise all over your Tangela.

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bowser_rawr16 13

Dude, you are awesome lol.

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Sk8erz 0

Lmfao at that dudes little story^

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