Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
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Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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sourgirl101 28
Most likely the kid just put the items in their pull ups like they were pockets?
WistayShlaio82 13
Cool kid, keep an eye on your stuff for the rest of his life. He’s gonna regularly steal your shit.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 30
Your kid has pica. With what he eats and poops out, he could become a circus act!
sourgirl101 28
Most likely the kid just put the items in their pull ups like they were pockets?
RichardPencil 30
That makes more sense, but is less funny.
sourgirl101 28
Well you did make me look up what pica was so now I feel smarter. (:
RichardPencil 30
Haha! See? I inspire learning even when I'm off the clock!😂😂😂
WistayShlaio82 13
Cool kid, keep an eye on your stuff for the rest of his life. He’s gonna regularly steal your shit.
icecreamisrad 13
You are lucky he passed the car...
zeffra13 31
I guess be glad he's not potty trained yet?
Taurus_ChicKa 36
So, was the Pull-Up used? Or did the kid just stuff things into it? Regardless, sounds like someone needs to stop putting valuables within reach (as in the wedding band and coins). As for the other things, time to start teaching him what he should and shouldn't be doing and putting in his mouth.
leximichelle 13
Sounds more like the kid has been shoving objects directly into his/her pull up, and not eating everything as people keep assuming (Hot Wheels are too big for an adult to swallow, people). Regardless, YDI for not keeping a closer eye on your child and keeping choking hazards away from a child who is clearly unattended for stretches of time. I sincerely hope you use this as a wake up call to be more careful about keeping your child safe before something terrible happens.
AmbrosiaFan 18
Wow so how often do you check your child's pull up?