Poopoo peepee, Gross and Health: TW: Gross

TW: Gross

By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Not telling you in a million years - 03/03/2025 03:00 - Canada

Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:30

Pretend it wasn't yours ;)

Matias_Says_FML 4

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:31

That stinks.

Comments

kportal69 5

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:34

definitely lol'd from this

DeesFMLs 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:35

rank haha

Niki27x 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:36

next time check if there's toilet paper first :-/ unlucky! poo till you drop ;D

ddirkkk 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:37

Why not just ask someone in the stall next to you for some toilet paper?

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 15 March 2018 10:44

I assume it was a place with just one bathroom due to the queue for OP's bathroom.

amerwin 3

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:38

You should have just guided it into the stall next door.

kile88 2

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:42

you look like a wog not an American badass.. it's just the hair style.. but I like :)

dyonasta 9

Monday 13 August 2012 6:49

Where there is a person in the other stall? Today I was in a public washroom and saw someone slide their piece of crap under the stall into mine. FML

LastCaress 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:40

pooooo cocktaillll

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:42

oh! how charming!!

underpaid011 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:42

shit happens. next time just pretend your from New Jersey, then everyone will think it's just normal for you.

1990TD 6

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:18

I lol'd, YMMD ^^

wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:43

nasty

goldiefox 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:46

Haha! I wonder how the people reacted when all of a sudden from under the stall door they see this massive lump of turd splat on the floor! Oh man I wouldn't have wanted to get out of the stall! Well good luck with that! =D