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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 08:01
YDI for using "being clumsy and forgetful" as an excuse to absolve you of all responsibility. If you don't want people thinking you're mentally handicapped, then stop giving them a reason to think so. There are numerous precautions you can take to avoid making mistakes,
Go peter griffin on em. "Sorry, retahded"
Run with it. Just...not with scissors in your hand...
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I don't know about you, but that sounds like a free pass to do whatever the **** you want and get away with it.
Most special people don't actually know they're special...