Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away, living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and panicked because I couldn't find my blankie. I'll be 36 in a month. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
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Top comments
zandalee 19
Bless! Nothing wrong with loving your pussy!!
expertsmilee 26
Pussy's do need their toys
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Comments (124)
lcarver43 1
Obviously you're not really ashamed or your wouldn't have put this on the Internet for all to see.
outoftown 26
Bad luck, OP. Hope your cat didn't do you too much damage when you got to your destination.
KiddNYC1O 20
"Oh my gosh! I forgot to pack the toy for my pussy!"
Needafarm 22
Are you one of those grown men who watches "My Little Pony?" I've read that a lot of those men now have pets who they pamper and think are their girlfriends. Oh, if the cat didn't freak out, then neither should you. They are pretty adaptable.
Veunz 4
At least you care about your kitty :) That gets you awesome points!
aumelly 0
Marry me !
MissMisc3 7
You know, I was rather confused for a moment until I saw that you'd written HIS favorite toy ... then it was considerably sweet. Neither FYL or YDI.
kitsune3 20
Aw, this isn't an FML, OP. You're a sweet guy who loves his pet enough to worry about leaving the pet's favorite toy behind. That's devotion right there, and you shouldn't be ashamed at all.
roxstarpony 8
What's wrong with that?
fireflygirl13 0
Aww thats kewl you bring your cat with you on trips. He a lucky cat :)