Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
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Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away, living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and panicked because I couldn't find my blankie. I'll be 36 in a month. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
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Top comments
zandalee 19
Bless! Nothing wrong with loving your pussy!!
expertsmilee 26
Pussy's do need their toys
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Comments (124)
pcentral 17
Awwww, that's actually really sweet!
riax 9
***30-year-old-gay-man
andiewithlove 21
Man card = revoked. You must now retake the class and apply again within no sooner than 30 days. Thank you.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
Uhm, because he takes care of his cat? No.
perdix 29
#47, look out! You are going to be labeled a sexist!
ebonyirony 29
I'm allergic to cats so I can't care for them. Am I a man now???
_mashaaa 5
Yes^^
andiewithlove 21
That had absolutely nothing to do with caring for a cat. It's the fact that he freaked out over a toy.
spacemanspiff78 7
I'm thankful for people like you. Without freaks, how would we define normal?
Steve95401 49
Talk about being pussy whipped.
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Meow, pe-chew! (Two and a half men ref)
dogpup4 23
I felt the same way about my dog, lost his toys and I feel really bad. He seems to be sad about it, he just slumps down with his head between his paws.
obviousboy 8
You are not a 30 year old man lol.
hlovesmaya 6
Where's the bumble bee?!!!!(best in show for those that don't know)
Lulicah 3
You're a 30-year-old man who loves his cat and there's nothing wrong with that.
Levvy 22
Hey, I'd feel bad for losing one of my pets' toys too. Seems understandable to me. It was only a mini freakout, which seems on par for someone who cares a lot about their pets. A major freakout might be too much, but you're within your rights there, regardless of age or gender.