Anonymous - 15/04/2015 22:52 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML
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Markovski 18

Don't throw random shit in your mouth YDI

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Devildrake 19

Who has a random gum ball or even a random paint ball on their desk?

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nodai 13

Paintballs have a vegetable oil texture and are soft. How could you make that mistake? Good news is, most are made of vegetable oil. No poison included.

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Matheo_fml 21

Paintballs are edible but the taste is not the best. Why the horror?

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Daevas 18

A user named 'blue mouth' FMLd this in 2009, albeit slightly different.

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Cassandra2015 21

If it were me , if I found something stray on my desk , it be going straight in the garbage and not in my mouth .

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nitrog100 21

Don't you put it in your mouth Don't you put it in your mouth Don't stuff it in your face Don't stuff it in your face Though it might look good to eat Though it might look good to eat And it might look good to taste And it might look good to taste... 90s kids should remember this one.

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amileah13 26

I guess you could say curiosity killed the cat.

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