By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 22:52 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML
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Markovski 18

Don't throw random shit in your mouth YDI

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Devildrake 19

Who has a random gum ball or even a random paint ball on their desk?

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qnmt 9

I feel for you. They taste absolutely foul! Had my share of the paint in my mouth when I used to play PB weekly.

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AndyPurdy 31

I wouldn't put anything In my mouth when cleaning my desk even when it's edible because that's disgusting and who knows how long it's been there

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seriouslygrowup 11

my 3 year old learned quicker than you have

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RecklessLove 18

That's what you get for putting strange balls in your mouth

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rockwrench 18

LOL #32. I do think scratch and sniff should have been done before putting strange balls in your mouth.

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hoosiergirl94 31

Reminds me of Buddy the Elf finding the gum all over New York :)

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fmleli 11

sorry op, I did that with a "chocolate covered raisin" that turned out to be a tick...

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LevyLove 17

OMG that made me gag!! But how could you not tell the difference between a "chocolate covered raisin" and a freaking insect?! Anyways, I agree that YDI. I would never want to put a random gum ball or anything that was edible in my mouth after just finding it... Blech!

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TheBelt 19

Don't put random shit in your mouth.

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hemiol 30

The cat I had when I was 15 used to hunt paintballs from my desk and carry them through the house before he ate them. Other than funny-colored poop, he was fine. Not a smart cat, though.

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Fiery_System 0

Don't worry, there still isn't a world record for eating paintballs. I've checked because I always get sprayed through my mask, so I looked up if it was a record, nothing found . so get eating!

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