By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 22:52 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, while cleaning my desk I found a stray gumball. I quickly popped it into my mouth only to discover with horror that it was a paintball. FML
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Markovski 18

Don't throw random shit in your mouth YDI

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Devildrake 19

Who has a random gum ball or even a random paint ball on their desk?

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DA3Z 16

I too have mistaken a paintball for candy...

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little_one 20

Have you never heard the song! "don't cha put it in you mouth uh uh, till you ask someone you love, that's right kids, if it's okay to eat, if it's okay to eat, like a muffin or a beet, like a muffins or a beet. If you don't know just what it is, remember boys and girls don't put it in your mouth! ICK!"

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baegirl33 7

Guys, he probably had it sitting on the top of his desk and had gumballs earlier. If it was a gumball I'm guessing he would not have just eaten it without knowing when he had gumballs last. And since he was focused on cleaning he probably reached up quickly grabbed it and ploped it in his mouth. Soon realizing it was a paintball he was disgusted, and probably washed his mouth out.

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ndnpride88 25

Lmfao what flavor was the paintball lol

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middlenamefrank 8

They're non-toxic so no worries. Somehow I doubt they're very tasty, though.

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Eloxia 7

They teach us in kindergarten not to put random "candy" you find laying around in your mouth. Still, this made me laugh.

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tintin1410 1

I've done this before! I thought it was a malteaser! I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I feel for you, paint is never a good taste:')

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