Intimacy: Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something...

By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Nope.

By Just Set Me On Fire - 13/09/2017 23:15

Today, while at work, I felt what I thought was a ball of lint on the back of my neck. I reached back and grabbed it only to end up holding the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Keep your chill

By Anna - 01/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I walked into my boss’s office for a serious meeting. While I was talking, I felt something on my arm, looked down, and realized it was a giant spider crawling up my sleeve. I tried to casually shake it off without screaming, but I just ended up doing a bizarre, silent dance in front of my boss. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

lol, this is a awesome mental image

Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

I hate spiders

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omgwtfnoob 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:50

wow i would have completely freaked out. Probably run into the wall and ko myself and the spider.

rwac07 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:22

that's sexy

bxenon 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:07

what a lucky spider

Firetroop 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 8:38

HAHAHA. Easy longterm solution is to wear something that doesn't show cleavage.

maddie1 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:44

oh i woulda piiisssseddddd myseeeeeeellllllffff

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 21 May 2010 6:59

that happened to me at the park once. I tore my shirt off and ran screaming for someone to kill it.

jwlz2013 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:41

I would have yelled my ass off that is gross and I hate spiders

Jordan3297 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 2:22

I'm sorry but please do tell how this falls under intimacy??

Mjwnenrjs 17

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:39

"a large disgruntled spider" that is great

veedub94 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:50

technically isn't that like second base or something so I guess it could be intimate but if it was intimate doesn't that mean she enjoyed it and then it would.t be a fml