Intimacy: Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something...

By Arachnaphobic - 22/11/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Nope.

By Just Set Me On Fire - 13/09/2017 23:15

Today, while at work, I felt what I thought was a ball of lint on the back of my neck. I reached back and grabbed it only to end up holding the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Keep your chill

By Anna - 01/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I walked into my boss’s office for a serious meeting. While I was talking, I felt something on my arm, looked down, and realized it was a giant spider crawling up my sleeve. I tried to casually shake it off without screaming, but I just ended up doing a bizarre, silent dance in front of my boss. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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Sunday 22 November 2009 16:30

lol, this is a awesome mental image

Laxloverr24 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 16:37

I hate spiders

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reecescuphoe 0

Monday 23 November 2009 2:45

if i saw something black fall down my cleavage i would stop what im doing right away and see wat it was..i wouldnt wait but thats just funny lol

chapachristina4 0

Monday 7 June 2010 15:00

24- hey I like your pic lol XD

bubbles94 0

Monday 23 November 2009 5:40

well it looked like something small probably, but when looking at it spider-wise the spider was obviously pretty big. FYL btw. That's horrible. Love the wording though XD

ladiesman14 0

Monday 23 November 2009 7:23

were you sweating ? maybe the spider likes mountain dew.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:59

Now I must admit, mountain dew is pretty great. Erotic and romantic. I'll have to remember that. FML's a nice place for some great jokes and such, mmhmm.

Ninjaface 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:04

The spider was planning on spinning some cobwebs between your breasts because it knows it's been ages since anybody's seen them. You obviously need to get out more, because the only guy that should be crawling all over you is the one you're screwing.

Xynie 20

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:00

that makes no ******* sense

picturescrazy 24

Monday 23 November 2009 21:11

First the spider was small and black... then it was huge? And why is this in the intimacy section? o.o Scary yes... intimate... not so much, unless you two got it on later :]

ncvolley123 8

Thursday 25 November 2010 19:46

I think OP means that it was small for something else, but large for a spider. example; spiders are small, but can grow to be large compared to other spiders

scintal 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 9:53

A picture of that would be great.

Nyxity 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:28

D:! i would have totally freaked out, "OMG SOMETHING UNKNOWN FELL INTO MY CLEAVAGE OMG GET IT OUT GET IT OFF OMGOMGOMG." I'd probably end up breaking a ton of stuff too XD

smashlee22 0

Monday 11 January 2010 21:23

I would have freaked out and not been able to sleep for a few days

felixfelix 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 5:51

SOME BOOBS

miley_baby 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:45

okay i had to comment due to the fact i read this like 3 house ago and i''ve been walking around doing house work having random busts of the giggles picturing some hott busty chick looking into her shirt to see a angry spider giving a WTF >:( kind of face lmao that was just a cute little image to have in my head.