Today, Went to the cinema with my girlfriend and tried to be...

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By LMStanky - 01/06/2018 16:40 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, Went to the cinema with my girlfriend and tried to be sweet by kissing her hand. It was dark though, and I just ended up sticking her thumb in my mouth.. FML

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Sunday 10 June 2018 2:07

So what? Can't see why this is an FML.

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Sunday 10 June 2018 2:07

So what? Can't see why this is an FML.

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