Intimacy: Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like....

By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Smooth talker

By pixie - 17/02/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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Poor performance dude

By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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Let down

By anonymous - 21/06/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:26

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

jessssxo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:08

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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RogueJedi14 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:30

I wouldn't be disappointed. Come show me

LullzKitteh 1

Tuesday 22 November 2011 22:18

ydi for being flat

shakey1018 2

Monday 12 December 2011 0:34

Shouldve said the same thing after he took his pants off, wut a prick!

lilblondie1252 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:51

Wut a ass seriously

Dukekamono 5

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:19

I bet there lovely. Boobs are fun!

scrtasnman13 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:16

Aw... what a prick... but wait, you still had sex with him after he said that...?

kristah7 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:42

That's what you should have said when you saw his junk!

lilpixie21 11

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:28

Maybe you should wait until you have a proper boyfriend

fml491 4

Monday 6 August 2012 22:06

Were you wearing a push-up bra?

meganmaw 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 1:25

Yet you still had sex with him... You need a little more confidence i think

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Same thing different taste

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